| Story |
Description |
Running
Time |
Three
Billy Goats Gruff
MP3
|
The three billy goats
gruff want to cross the bridge, but a troll is waiting for the tenuous
trio!Hosts: Tom Foolery and Noiseguy |
5:17 |
Going
on a Bear Hunt
MP3
|
A good ‘ol boy takes
a musical interlude looking for a bear. Warning! Excessive adjective
usage!
Host: Yeehaw Bob |
5:43 |
Why
Mosquitoes Buzz in Ears
MP3
|
Ever wonder why mosquitoes
buzz in people’s ears? This classic tale from Africa explains
why.
Host: Tim Buktu |
5:44 |
The
Blank Sheet of Paper
MP3
|
A fourth grader must make
up a story. What will he put on the blank sheet of paper? This is
a story about the quest for a story.
Host: Foley |
6:11 |
The
ABC’s of Noise
MP3
|
A very noisy, musical
episode about the sound each letter of the alphabet makes!
Hosts: Tom Foolery, Ima Wiggins and Noiseguy |
4:07 |
Camping
with Aunty Mattie Pia
MP3
|
Once upon a rhyme. Little
Charlie goes camping with his Aunty Mattie Pia who loves onomatopoeia.
(Onomatopoeia are noises in literature.)
Host: Little Charlie |
6:07 |
Lazy
Jack
MP3
|
Lazy Jack takes a job
in an ice cream factory and teaches the company to have a little fun
at work.
Host: Tom Foolery and Noiseguy |
5:16 |
Moby
Richard
MP3
|
A wacky, classic story
about one man’s revenge against a great white whale. Warning!
Lame Gregory Peck imitation off the starboard bow!
Host: Bill Platypus |
6:58 |
Adventures
of Sticky Boy (pt 1)
MP3
|
A super-sonic story time
about a second grade super-hero, Sticky Boy. He must stop the evil
food pyramid gang from abolishing lunchroom desserts. |
6:42 |
Adventures
of Sticky Boy (pt 2)
MP3
|
Part two of the adventure
serial, Sticky Boy now must face Broccoli Man. |
6:44 |
The Secret
Life of Walter’s Kitty
MP3
|
Walter is a kid who has
a kitty with an overactive imagination. What kind of trouble will
a daydreaming feline get into? Find out in this parodied classic.
Hosts: Tom Foolery, CJ and Noiseguy |
7:31 |
How the Armadillo
Crossed the Road
MP3
|
A story in rhyme and song
about a critter that listened to too much bad advice
Host: Yeehaw Bob |
6:17 |
Fish Out of
Water
MP3
|
Another once upon a rhyme
about a lonely fish that escapes his aquarium only to find there’s
no place like home.
Hosts: Tom Foolery and Noiseguy |
5:27 |
Why Roaches
are Afraid of the Lights
MP3
|
A just-so story from the
far away land of Florida explaining why cockroaches are afraid of
being seen in the light.
Host: Bill Platypus and Noiseguy |
6:38 |
The Gingerbread
Man
MP3
|
A fractured fairy tale
about an annoying little gingerbread man that runs around trying to
get everyone to exercise.
Hosts: Tom Foolery and Noiseguy |
5:39 |
Momma
Don’t Allow
MP3
|
A song about the kind
of stuff Momma don’t allow.
Host: Little Charlie |
5:06 |
KC at Wiffle
Bat
MP3
|
A classic poem about a
little-leaguer who is tired of her success-obsessed parents.
Hosts: Tom Foolery and Noiseguy |
4:15 |
The
Monkey’s Paw
MP3
|
Another classic theater
piece about a spoiled little boy who makes wishes that backfire.
Host: Chadwick Pompous |
6:38 |
The City Mouse
in the Country (Pt 1)
MP3
|
The loud, brassy city
mouse visits his cousin in the quiet country.
Host: Tori Stellar, Professional Storyteller |
6:14 |
The Country
Mouse in the City (pt 2)
MP3
|
Part two of the story.
The quiet, soft-spoken country mouse is also out of his element in
the city.
Host: Tori Stellar, Professional Storyteller |
7:59 |
New Shoes*
MP3
|
A once upon a rhyme about
the wonder of new shoes.
Host: Foley
* Co-written by Jenn Carter |
6:18 |
The
Backwards Library**
MP3
|
Cody needs a book about
Dinosaurs, but a backwards library with very strange rules leaves
him
searching for a real library!
Hosts: Tom Foolery and the Noiseguy
** Co-written by Jerry Jones and Glenda Williams |
5:15 |
Old MacDonald’s
Groovin’ Farm
MP3
|
Old Macdonald feeds the
farm animals while trying to get a repetitious song out of his head.
Host: Yeehaw Bo |
5:48 |
Jonah
MP3
|
A whale of a tale about
a reluctant bible-dude who gets in a spat with the superior being.
Hosts: Tom Foolery and the Noiseguy |
5:52 |
Aunty Mattie
Pia in the Library!
MP3
|
Little Charlie explains
where his Aunty Mattie Pia can be found.
A biblio of noisy titles are explored.
Host: Little Charlie, Aunty Mattie Pia |
5:05 |
Bath Time!
MP3
|
Another classic novel
is dramatized as Toby takes a bath, driving his parents crazy.
Hosts: Tom Foolery and the Noiseguy |
5:32 |
The
Parrot that Cried Wolf
MP3
|
Poly the parrot uses his
noise imitations for pranks, until he finds out nobody will listen
to him.
Host: T. G. I. Friday |
6:15 |
The Itsy Bitsy
Spider
MP3
|
An operatic version of
the nursery rhyme is performed by a professional. Hand motions not
included.
Host: Ima Wiggins |
4:31 |
|
The
legend of Moth Man (Halloween)
MP3
|
A true story about a boy
who is tormented by a tale of a hungry moth creature.
Host: Little Charlie |
6:28 |
The
Really Scary Noise (Halloween)
MP3
|
A haunted house is unsettled
by a spooky, scary noise! Will Count Chuckula ever get his rest?
Hosts: Tom Foolery and the Noiseguy |
6:49 |
The Three Fishes
Remix
MP3
|
A song about 3 little
fishes that defy their Mother and realize the ocean is a dangerous
place.
Hosts: Ray Gae and WD4D
|
4:10 |
Poetry Slam!
MP3
|
A contest of ringside
rhyming. Who will win?
Hosts: Tom Foolery, Little Charlie, Noiseguy and Ima Wiggins |
6:02 |
How
to Clean your Room
MP3
|
A military instructional
on how to infiltrate and recondition your personal domicile.
Host: General Patton Pending |
5:43 |
Squanto
and the Jive Turkey (Thanksgiving)
MP3
|
The true story of the
pilgrims learning to survive in a strange land. Squanto helps, the
turkey heckles.
Hosts: Tom Foolery and the Noiseguy |
6:22 |
Earth Talk
MP3
|
A second grade alien reports
on language used by Earthlings. How does the Earth talk?
Host: Pygmalion |
5:22 |
Sounds Around
You
MP3
|
The three blind mice explain
how sounds can help you see.
Hosts: The three blind mice. |
3:33 |
Fuzzy’s
Christmas Present (Christmas)
MP3
|
What kind of a gift do
you get a sleepy pet hamster?
Hosts: Tom Foolery and the Noiseguy
|
5:51 |
A
Puppy’s Night Before Christmas (Christmas)
MP3
|
A canine version of the
classic, traditional poem.
Also included, the hit single; Rudy The Red Nosed Weiner Dog.
Hosts: Tom Foolery, Snowball and the Noiseguy |
5:20 |
The Twelve
Days of Christmas
MP3
|
We will try to keep this
from getting too silly... but you know how that usually goes.
The song and the sounds of the traditional twelve days of Christmas.
Hosts: The entire Sound Safari Staff |
4:27 |
The Old Lady
Who Swallowed a Fly
MP3
|
A little ditty about a
hungry old lady who makes unhealthy eating decisions. Don’t
worry -no one dies.
Hosts: Tom Foolery, Ima Wiggins and Noiseguy
(Recorded on location in the teacher’s lounge of Starlight Elementary) |
4:34 |
The Little
Red Hen
MP3
|
A preachy story about
a chicken who tries to teach the barnyard animals a lesson in sharing.
Host: Bill Platypus |
6:03 |
The Klutzy
Duckling of Swan Lake
MP3
|
A slapstick story about
a klutzy duckling hoping to find his place in Swan Lake’s ballet
production.
Hosts: Tom Foolery and the Noiseguy |
6:21 |
Goldilocks
MP3
|
A breaking news story
about a little girl... breaking stuff.
Hosts: Tom Foolery, Ima Wiggins and the Noiseguy |
5:23 |
Sir George
and the Dragon
MP3
|
Medieval tale in which
a knight must stop a dragon from eating an entire kingdom and a
vegetarian princess.
Hosts: Tom Foolery and the Noiseguy |
7:12 |
Todd-zilla
MP3
|
Once upon a rhyme about
the terror of a toddling little sister.
Host: Little Charlie
|
3:54 |
Too Much Noise
MP3
|
In yet another fractured
fairy tale involving noise, an old man attempts to sleep during a
roaring rumpus.
Hosts: Tom Foolery and the Noiseguy |
4:40 |
Flush, an Ode
to Toilets
MP3
|
A report about the sounds
of toilets from many cultures. We keep it clean- not too much potty
humor.
Hosts: Jonathon Seagull and Harrison Squealer |
4:45 |
The Three Little
Pigs
MP3
|
The three little pigs,
Moe, Larry and Curly are bilked in a real estate scam by a conniving
wolf.
Hosts: Tom Foolery and the Noiseguy |
6:40 |
Tarzan,
King of De Apemon (Pt 1)
MP3
|
An updated classic relating
the story of a baby raised by apes to become the lord of the jungle.
Host: Tim Buktu
|
5:24 |
Tarzan, King
of De Jungle (Pt 2)
MP3
|
Part two of the saga of
the missing Greystoke heir who returns to his mansion in England.
Can he also conquer the concrete jungle?
Host: Tim Buktu |
7:02 |
